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Description: Our brand spanking new logo - now with pointy corners!

Description: A collection of some of our favourite comic book villains including Magnet-Man, Norse God-O-Mischief, African Prince Erik Murder-Dealer, and Spider Hunting Mechanical Carrion Bird!

Description: A collection of our favourite creatures and monsters that we've defended on the podcast including: Jaws (aka Bruce), Dinosaurs, Xenomorphs (aka Alien from Aliens) and Gremlins.

Description: A collection of some of our favourite fairy tale villains we've defended on the podcast including: Octopus Sea Witch, Commander Prosthetic Hand, 1700's French Hunter and Facial Abrasion Lion!

Description: Enough of our listeners have told us they've nearly put their car in a ditch laughing at the podcast that we had to warn people.

Description: From Craig's "Villain of the Week" segment- is it a punk band? a medieval torture device? Or just the worst way to move sharp objects? In any case it's A BAG OF KNIVES

Description: Let the whole world know how you feel about magic and magic related movies. From Craig's hot take on THE CRAFT

Description: Pretty self explanatory - get your nerd dicks. Tuck 'em into your waistband.

Description: Another Craig misspeak that really changed the meaning of the sentence.

Description: From our Bedazzled episode where Craig misspoke and accidentally invented a new dirty saying.

Description: Everything you need to get out of that bad relationship. Just break glass in case of emergency. Original Design by Lisa Rose (@thelisabelle) www.lisaroseillustration.com

Description: As we've frequently mentioned on the podcast, when it comes to choosing between two romantic partners the best option is usually "none of the above"

Description: As we've frequently mentioned on the podcast, when it comes to choosing between two romantic partners the best option is usually "none of the above".

Description: You're hot and you know it. Advertise it to the world by branding yourself a triple yum on Rebecca's signature scale.

Description: Let those paranormal pranksters know where you stand on them bending the rules with our often stated assertion that "Ghosts are Cheating"

Description: You need to put an end to something? Do it in style. Rebecca's style. And Shut. It. Down.

Description: If you talk about them enough they'll take over your merch store. It's our most often discussed animal nemesis looming over the city of Toronto.

Description: Our host Rebecca's signature phrase. We dare you not to say it in her voice.

Description: Alternate for Rebecca Reeds favourite catch phrase

Description: Version 2 of "Science Me, Craig"

Description: The VWR logo as seen on your phone when you're listening to the podcast.

Description: Our trusty podcast logo, now with text in WHITE!